pick your balls up off the floor.


attractive strangers make everything better

Anonymous asked:
do you have instagram ? 

Yeah do you?

Hey I called Niall a hoe so then he ran for his life.. Oops #horan


yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*